i write letters

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Dear Sinuses,

I really appreciate how you kept it together through that last week, even with the rain and the yelling and the general ridiculousness. That was great! Next year, I'd like to try and see if we can keep it together even AFTER camp is over - I know there were some extenuating circumstances this year, what with the many millions of hours in the airport, but, still. I would like to be able to use my nose right now! Still, on the whole, strong work, and I look forward to continuing our collaboration.

Best,

- M

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Dear mothership,

All that, and you want to add a family week next year? I don't know whether to laugh or cry. Ask me again in a month or so.

Yours in fond bewilderment,

- T

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Dear transportation office,

Suck a dozen goddamn dicks. THIS IS WHY YOU DON'T FIRE COMPETENT PEOPLE, ASSHOLES.

No love,

- that angry lady from the woods

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Dear self of a few months ago,

I was really annoyed at you for forgetting to bring the tea I like up to camp, but now I realize that it was all a sneaky plot to make sure that there would be tea here when I got back! So, you know. Rock on?

- Current self

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Dear self of right now,

You are no longer the second-highest authority over twenty staff. You cannot delegate. Pack your goddamn clothes up.

- Self

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Dear Internet,

HAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.

- E