Two questions, and also meatloaf.

[etben]

All right: I have a VERY IMPORTANT FANDOM QUESTION:

So, OK. Pretend you're John Sheppard (this will be easier for some of you than for others, I know). Pretend also that you've just had an extremely hot four-person make out session with your team, which you are pretending didn't happen (...because sometimes you're stupid like that, that's why!). In fact, pretend that you're pretty much planning to never talk with them about sex, ever.

Pretend that Ronon Dex spends all of your morning run telling you about how much sex he's been having since he learned how to kiss. Pretend that you're a moron you shut him down.

Now, pretend you're walking past Teyla Emmagen's door, and you see Bates walk out with rumpled clothes and a hickey.

DO YOU:

A. Blink, and blink, and then go back to your room to scrub your brains out,

B. Make a sly, witty comment (Please include examples!),

C. Go on in and proposition Teyla, because surely you'd be better than Bates, or

D. Do something completely different (...do I need to explain how much I need examples, here?).



(only, OK, not really. It's more of a WWJSD question, I guess, but still! Important!)

...and, yes: this does have to do with Earth Boys Are Easy, which, yes, is the foursome porn. Shut up and vote, you.

Also, um. If I were to write RayK/RayV/Fraser threesome porn for my tag at stop_drop_porn, would any of you still be my friends be willing to look it over before I post, to check my Vecchio? And, you know, to check my smut, since moresomes are hard to write without losing track of the hands.

In other, non-perverted-person news, my hair looks hot and I win at meatloaf. This is a good way for Saturday to be, I think. Also, I've started using the word 'vexing' a lot, and I truly can't fathom why.