don't you remember when i was a bird and you were a MUPPET?

[etben]

or, NO, WE'RE NOT FURRIES. THAT'S STILL LEA.

Dear eljays, lordessrenegade and I have discovered the most marvelous game. It's quite simple:

1) take the title of any song (or album, or lyrics. We've been going with bandom bands, but I'm pretty sure it would work regardless.),
2) replace key words with the word "muppet",
3) laugh until you feel sick,
4) repeat as necessary.

Our current favorites:

the MUPPETS know something I don't know
MUPPETution is the world's oldest profession (and i, dear madame, am a professional)
mad as MUPPETS
she's a handsome MUPPET
the MUPPETS are too refined
i'm like a MUPPET with the way i'm always trying to get you off
thnks fr th MPPTS
grand theft MUPPET/where is your MUPPET tonight?
welcome to the MUPPET parade
house of MUPPETS
the only difference between martyrdom and suicide is MUPPETS
I constantly thank God for MUPPETS
One day, MUPPETS will cry

And of course, MUPPET's Privateers.

NOW YOU.

FOR ADDED HILARITY: typo MUPPET as MULLET a time or two. Hold a sing-along!