NUMBERS ARE GREAT: a list

[etben]

time I got up: 8:30
time I thought I had gotten up: 10:30
time it took me to realize that I had gotten up two hours early: 110 minutes.

sections of class I teach: 3
average number of students per section: 22
inches of exam I brought home with me: 3.5
inches of exam I left at work: 2

times I wrote "THIS MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE" on a student's paper: 0
times I wanted to: MANY.

sections of the exam: 10
sections of the exam graded yesterday: 1 (x3 sections)
sections of the exam graded today: 8 (x3 sections)
sections of the exam left to grade: 1 (x3 sections)

cups of coffee consumed: 2.5
showers taken: 0

my awesomeness: ∞

we can all ignore the part where % of yuletide written is still sitting at 0, right? right? .../o\

Comments

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

ROCK STAAAAAAAAAAAR

[etben.livejournal.com]

\o/ also, I am eating ALL OF THE ORANGES. om nom nom citrus!

[lordessrenegade.livejournal.com]

*is impressed by your awesome*

[etben.livejournal.com]

*kisses*

[stealstheashes.livejournal.com]

I admire your restraint with regards to not writing "THIS MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE" The temptation is hard to resist.

[etben.livejournal.com]

Ash, I JUST. SUBJECT, VERB. How is that so complicated? YES, YOU NEED TO HAVE BOTH OF THEM. *headdesks*