oh mannnnn, if I thought I could get the necessary things together in time, I would SO do it. I...have white button-down shirts? But nothing more, and I kind of object to the idea of getting a vest just for Halloween (although, I mean. I could probably wear it to teach?).

idk, current wisdom is that I'm going to get some cat ears at CVS on the way home, staple a caption to my shirt, and be a lolcat. y/mfy/totes lame, but it's not like anybody's expecting you to be funny, so go with it!