DEAR CASTLE FANDOM:

[etben]

THIS IS RELEVANT TO YOUR INTERESTS.

It contains such gems as:

So tonight Espo and I headed out to a swank party on the Upper East Side that our new bouncer friends are working at. Far more nicely dressed than we were the other day and no Crown Vic. (Not that Esposito ever lets me behind the wheel anyhow – he's no fan of my driving. A consequence of growing up in the Bronx, getting my license late in life, and a little incident in the Village a year ago... neutral and reverse look similar, okay?)

I just. I JUST. HOW IS THIS SHOW REAL?

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[lordessrenegade.livejournal.com]

neutral and reverse look similar WHEN YOUR BOYFRIEND IS GROPING YOUR LEG, he means.

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[mmeguilotn.livejournal.com]

I SHIP THEM SO HARD, AND THEN THE SHOW SHIPS THEM HARDER!

[inmyriadbits.livejournal.com]

HEE. I LOVE THEM.

This:

I mean, it's fair to say Espo and I have our moments of craziness. That night he attempted to win the karaoke competition by singing Rush's "Tom Sawyer," the week I tried to bring sweater vests back...oh, and the fact that our job is hunting down killers on a daily basis. But hey, hurtling our bodies down the manic streets of Manhattan for minimum wage? I'd say that we're a little more stable than that. No, I didn't say boring, I said stable! Stable is not boring, okay?

*facepalm*