if we were lady gaga, this would be fine, but as it stands, no. just - no.

[etben]

So for reasons that don't need exploring at this particular juncture, lordessrenegade and I were poking around on etsy, where we found THIS:



I JUST. SERIOUSLY. WHAT.

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[brooklinegirl.livejournal.com]

WHY DO YOU INSIST ON MOCKING MY WEDDING RING. JEEZ.

[etben.livejournal.com]

Honey, even Pete Wentz doesn't approve of that shit.

[impertinence.livejournal.com]

if it had a tail on it he would.

[etben.livejournal.com]

THAT DOESN'T MAKE IT BETTER.

[mrsronweasley.livejournal.com]

WHAT, IT'S A WORK OF ART, LIKE YOU'VE NEVER BEEN TO A MUSEUM OR SOMETHING, BITCHES.

...oh, wait, you're supposed to wear that?

AWESOMESAUCE. \o/

[etben.livejournal.com]

yeah, that's the thing: as a piece of sculpture and/or architecture, it's kind of neat! as jewelery, it kind of fails. OH HAI, ON UR HAND, BEIN MASSIVE.

[panisdead.livejournal.com]

SHUT UP IT REPRESENTS THE ETERNAL MOTION OF THE PLANETS. OR SOMETHING.

[etben.livejournal.com]

I JUST. WHAT.

[impertinence.livejournal.com]

I'D WEAR IT

[violin-road.livejournal.com]

m2

[etben.livejournal.com]

of course you would, bb!

[lordessrenegade.livejournal.com]

it's bigger than YOU are.

[impertinence.livejournal.com]

psh. I could totally crush it under my foot.

[lordessrenegade.livejournal.com]

awwww, you're like Godzilla, bb. ♥

[happy-coconut.livejournal.com]

m2!

[strobelighted.livejournal.com]

It's pretty. You could hang it up somewhere.

[etben.livejournal.com]

yes! even as a necklace, I can kind of see it, but as a ring? hi, brb, getting my hand caught on EVERYTHING EVER.

[shoemaster.livejournal.com]

I would accidentally smash it on something in .78 seconds.

[etben.livejournal.com]

that, or else I would proceed to get my hand caught on the entire fucking universe. I just. BAD PLAN IS BAD.

[angelsaves.livejournal.com]

aww, it's perfect!

...you mean that's not your engagement ring?

[etben.livejournal.com]

fuck you, jackass.

♥! how goes, bb?

[angelsaves.livejournal.com]

♥ i'm alive!

[lunar-scythe.livejournal.com]

my serious first though, as the pic was loading: 'oh, what a cool tree topper!...oh, wait, it's supposed to fit on a FINGER? how can you DO anything with that on?'

[etben.livejournal.com]

yeah, it's kind of a scrolldown-fug piece of jewelery. It looks great! ...and then you realize where it's supposed to GO, and you make a face like this: DDDDD:

[magdalyna.livejournal.com]

That is kinda trippy.

Actually, that thing probably could trip someone, by the sheer force of its WTF.

[inmyriadbits.livejournal.com]

You know, there is actually a whole sub-genre of rings called "cocktail rings," which -- aside from inspiring all kinds of inappropriate jokes (*g*) -- exist to be worn at cocktail parties where the only thing your hands do is hold a drink and catch people's attention to start conversations. In this regard, I feel the ring is successful.

If you are not Carrie Bradshaw, however, OMGWTFweretheythinking???