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A Heartfelt Plea
OH GOD KILL ME NOW.
When I agreed to work three four-hour shifts a week, and to start this week, I didn't realize two things:
1) NOBODY ELSE IS THIS STUPID, and
2) 4 hours is a fucking long time when it's just you and a cartful of books.
So, despite my previous resolution not to check or use lj at work (which, given the content of this journal, could probably get me fired), here I am, asking the assistance of my mighty f-list.
Comment on this entry. I don't care what you say - tell me true things, tell me stories, tell me scurrilous lies about your neighbors or your family or your fandoms. Tell me jokes. Tell me about your day or your cat or your own personal conspiracy theory. Meta away! Tell me how pretty I am (hint: considering the crippling attack of the stupids that I had today, I'm probably VERY VERY PRETTY). Ask me questions of any stripe, about any topic (although I can't promise timely or truthful answers). Write me porn! Ask me for porn. Bring your friends, and have an argument all your own. Give me a poem or an image or an opinion or ANYTHING to distract me from eighteen million unprocessed books.
Who knows - if this goes well, maybe I'll make it a Wednesday Thing. There might even be prizes! For now, though, just comment with whatever you want. Save my brain, leave a comment.
ETA: Thank you all so much! You are ROCKSTARS! *hugs all around*
When I agreed to work three four-hour shifts a week, and to start this week, I didn't realize two things:
1) NOBODY ELSE IS THIS STUPID, and
2) 4 hours is a fucking long time when it's just you and a cartful of books.
So, despite my previous resolution not to check or use lj at work (which, given the content of this journal, could probably get me fired), here I am, asking the assistance of my mighty f-list.
Comment on this entry. I don't care what you say - tell me true things, tell me stories, tell me scurrilous lies about your neighbors or your family or your fandoms. Tell me jokes. Tell me about your day or your cat or your own personal conspiracy theory. Meta away! Tell me how pretty I am (hint: considering the crippling attack of the stupids that I had today, I'm probably VERY VERY PRETTY). Ask me questions of any stripe, about any topic (although I can't promise timely or truthful answers). Write me porn! Ask me for porn. Bring your friends, and have an argument all your own. Give me a poem or an image or an opinion or ANYTHING to distract me from eighteen million unprocessed books.
Who knows - if this goes well, maybe I'll make it a Wednesday Thing. There might even be prizes! For now, though, just comment with whatever you want. Save my brain, leave a comment.
ETA: Thank you all so much! You are ROCKSTARS! *hugs all around*