etben: flowers and sky (i know all your secrets)
etben ([personal profile] etben) wrote2007-11-25 09:53 pm

*is totally in the basement now*

So, as most of you have probably heard by now, Cobra Starship has read the fanfiction. Not only has read it, but reads it! regularly! over hot chocolate! Which I think we can all agree is pretty fucking adorable.

I was discussing this important piece of information with Jai, as I do so many things, and we came to the following important conclusions:

[livejournal.com profile] etben: also, OH MY GOODNESS ALEX SUAREZ.
[livejournal.com profile] etben: MAYBE I WOULD STEAL RYAN ROSS FROM PETE WENTZ.
[livejournal.com profile] lordessrenegade: ahahahahahha oh my god i love him. i love him so much.
[livejournal.com profile] etben: and I can TOTALLY believe that cobra starship sits around reading fic.
[livejournal.com profile] lordessrenegade: oh hell yes they do!
9:50 PM
[livejournal.com profile] lordessrenegade: at first it was just gabe, finding really bad fic and subjecting them to it. but then they all started to get into it, trying to one-up him. and then all of a sudden they were finding things that weren't actually all that awful. that they kind of LIKED. and it turned into band storytime.
[livejournal.com profile] etben: yes!
[livejournal.com profile] etben: oh my god YES
[livejournal.com profile] etben: I mean, whenever I look at Gabe Saporta, I say, "now there is a man who has read the fanfiction."
[livejournal.com profile] lordessrenegade: of course!
[livejournal.com profile] etben: (you should write that)
[livejournal.com profile] lordessrenegade: ahahahaha i really kinda want to!
[livejournal.com profile] etben: also, omg. imagine PATRICK
[livejournal.com profile] etben: working on viva!
[livejournal.com profile] etben: and getting ROPED INTO STORYTIME
[livejournal.com profile] lordessrenegade: AHAHAHAH OH MY GOD YES
[livejournal.com profile] etben: YOU KNOW IT IS TRUE.
[livejournal.com profile] lordessrenegade: I DO, YES. IT IS SO VERY TRUE.
[livejournal.com profile] lordessrenegade: *flails*
[livejournal.com profile] lordessrenegade: and then pete calls and is all "so. what're you doing over there with cobra?" and patrick is all "NOTHING OMG I'M NOT READING ABOUT MY DICK UP YOUR ASS. NOTHING."
9:55 PM
[livejournal.com profile] lordessrenegade: i mean, except, of course he doesn't say that. he's all cagey and like "NOTHING....i mean, we're, you know. working on the record." so of course pete comes to the conclusion that he's missing the orgy.
[livejournal.com profile] lordessrenegade: patrick gets to have all the fun.
[livejournal.com profile] etben: awwwww, PETE.
[livejournal.com profile] lordessrenegade: (it's ok. patrick totally gets ideas from the fanfic. pete'll be fine.)
[livejournal.com profile] etben: heeeeee
[livejournal.com profile] etben: I'm sure he does!
[livejournal.com profile] etben: he is a clever fellow.
[livejournal.com profile] etben: seriously, though - I have been saying for a LONG TIME that Gabe probably sends links to people
[livejournal.com profile] etben: and half of the time it's HORRIBLE AND SCARRING AND WRONG
[livejournal.com profile] etben: and half of the time it's so real it's CREEPY
[livejournal.com profile] etben: like - none of Gabe's links are ever mediocre!
[livejournal.com profile] lordessrenegade: ahahahhahh yes!
[livejournal.com profile] etben: they are either COMPLETELY HORRIBLE or SO TRUE IT'S SCARY
[livejournal.com profile] lordessrenegade: eeeeee, yes! and you NEVER KNOW which one it's going to be!
10:00 PM
[livejournal.com profile] etben: right!

IN CONCLUSION: Gabe Saporta has read the fanfiction. And probably sent links to the relevant people. And staged a dramatic reading of the best parts.

Gabe Saporta, I think I love you.

oh and also: a real-life conversation!

me: man, this is so WEIRD. When did Cobra Starship become my band of fluffy bunny love?
abby: ...
abby: ...
abby: ...you don't know when Cobra Starship became your band of fluffy bunny love.
me: THAT IS NOT WHAT I MEANT, BUT IT DOES CLEAR A FEW THINGS UP.

*laughs so hard*

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