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*is totally in the basement now*
So, as most of you have probably heard by now, Cobra Starship has read the fanfiction. Not only has read it, but reads it! regularly! over hot chocolate! Which I think we can all agree is pretty fucking adorable.
I was discussing this important piece of information with Jai, as I do so many things, and we came to the following important conclusions:
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etben: also, OH MY GOODNESS ALEX SUAREZ.
etben: MAYBE I WOULD STEAL RYAN ROSS FROM PETE WENTZ.
lordessrenegade: ahahahahahha oh my god i love him. i love him so much.
etben: and I can TOTALLY believe that cobra starship sits around reading fic.
lordessrenegade: oh hell yes they do!
9:50 PM
lordessrenegade: at first it was just gabe, finding really bad fic and subjecting them to it. but then they all started to get into it, trying to one-up him. and then all of a sudden they were finding things that weren't actually all that awful. that they kind of LIKED. and it turned into band storytime.
etben: yes!
etben: oh my god YES
etben: I mean, whenever I look at Gabe Saporta, I say, "now there is a man who has read the fanfiction."
lordessrenegade: of course!
etben: (you should write that)
lordessrenegade: ahahahaha i really kinda want to!
etben: also, omg. imagine PATRICK
etben: working on viva!
etben: and getting ROPED INTO STORYTIME
lordessrenegade: AHAHAHAH OH MY GOD YES
etben: YOU KNOW IT IS TRUE.
lordessrenegade: I DO, YES. IT IS SO VERY TRUE.
lordessrenegade: *flails*
lordessrenegade: and then pete calls and is all "so. what're you doing over there with cobra?" and patrick is all "NOTHING OMG I'M NOT READING ABOUT MY DICK UP YOUR ASS. NOTHING."
9:55 PM
lordessrenegade: i mean, except, of course he doesn't say that. he's all cagey and like "NOTHING....i mean, we're, you know. working on the record." so of course pete comes to the conclusion that he's missing the orgy.
lordessrenegade: patrick gets to have all the fun.
etben: awwwww, PETE.
lordessrenegade: (it's ok. patrick totally gets ideas from the fanfic. pete'll be fine.)
etben: heeeeee
etben: I'm sure he does!
etben: he is a clever fellow.
etben: seriously, though - I have been saying for a LONG TIME that Gabe probably sends links to people
etben: and half of the time it's HORRIBLE AND SCARRING AND WRONG
etben: and half of the time it's so real it's CREEPY
etben: like - none of Gabe's links are ever mediocre!
lordessrenegade: ahahahhahh yes!
etben: they are either COMPLETELY HORRIBLE or SO TRUE IT'S SCARY
lordessrenegade: eeeeee, yes! and you NEVER KNOW which one it's going to be!
10:00 PM
etben: right!
IN CONCLUSION: Gabe Saporta has read the fanfiction. And probably sent links to the relevant people. And staged a dramatic reading of the best parts.
Gabe Saporta, I think I love you.
oh and also: a real-life conversation!
me: man, this is so WEIRD. When did Cobra Starship become my band of fluffy bunny love?
abby: ...
abby: ...
abby: ...you don't know when Cobra Starship became your band of fluffy bunny love.
me: THAT IS NOT WHAT I MEANT, BUT IT DOES CLEAR A FEW THINGS UP.
*laughs so hard*
I was discussing this important piece of information with Jai, as I do so many things, and we came to the following important conclusions:
etben: also, OH MY GOODNESS ALEX SUAREZ.etben: MAYBE I WOULD STEAL RYAN ROSS FROM PETE WENTZ.lordessrenegade: ahahahahahha oh my god i love him. i love him so much.etben: and I can TOTALLY believe that cobra starship sits around reading fic.lordessrenegade: oh hell yes they do!9:50 PM
lordessrenegade: at first it was just gabe, finding really bad fic and subjecting them to it. but then they all started to get into it, trying to one-up him. and then all of a sudden they were finding things that weren't actually all that awful. that they kind of LIKED. and it turned into band storytime.etben: yes!etben: oh my god YESetben: I mean, whenever I look at Gabe Saporta, I say, "now there is a man who has read the fanfiction."lordessrenegade: of course!etben: (you should write that)lordessrenegade: ahahahaha i really kinda want to!etben: also, omg. imagine PATRICKetben: working on viva!etben: and getting ROPED INTO STORYTIMElordessrenegade: AHAHAHAH OH MY GOD YESetben: YOU KNOW IT IS TRUE.lordessrenegade: I DO, YES. IT IS SO VERY TRUE.lordessrenegade: *flails*lordessrenegade: and then pete calls and is all "so. what're you doing over there with cobra?" and patrick is all "NOTHING OMG I'M NOT READING ABOUT MY DICK UP YOUR ASS. NOTHING."9:55 PM
lordessrenegade: i mean, except, of course he doesn't say that. he's all cagey and like "NOTHING....i mean, we're, you know. working on the record." so of course pete comes to the conclusion that he's missing the orgy.lordessrenegade: patrick gets to have all the fun.etben: awwwww, PETE.lordessrenegade: (it's ok. patrick totally gets ideas from the fanfic. pete'll be fine.)etben: heeeeeeetben: I'm sure he does!etben: he is a clever fellow.etben: seriously, though - I have been saying for a LONG TIME that Gabe probably sends links to peopleetben: and half of the time it's HORRIBLE AND SCARRING AND WRONGetben: and half of the time it's so real it's CREEPYetben: like - none of Gabe's links are ever mediocre!lordessrenegade: ahahahhahh yes!etben: they are either COMPLETELY HORRIBLE or SO TRUE IT'S SCARYlordessrenegade: eeeeee, yes! and you NEVER KNOW which one it's going to be!10:00 PM
etben: right!IN CONCLUSION: Gabe Saporta has read the fanfiction. And probably sent links to the relevant people. And staged a dramatic reading of the best parts.
Gabe Saporta, I think I love you.
oh and also: a real-life conversation!
me: man, this is so WEIRD. When did Cobra Starship become my band of fluffy bunny love?
abby: ...
abby: ...
abby: ...you don't know when Cobra Starship became your band of fluffy bunny love.
me: THAT IS NOT WHAT I MEANT, BUT IT DOES CLEAR A FEW THINGS UP.
*laughs so hard*