the word in language is half someone else's

each peach
Pete/Patrick/Ashlee, Pear Liberal Studies.
15323 words, NC-17
not real! never happened! don't google yourself or those you love!

FACT: this story was sparked when lordessrenegade and I were talking about Pete/Patrick/Ashlee threesomes and how badly we wanted to read some. FACT: this story actually got going when loveyouallwrong IMed me one night and told me to tell her a story. FACT: this story would have been lost forever at least twice, except that angelsaves had chatlogs and saved my sorry ass.

FACT: all three of these wonderful ladies made this story happen, mostly by letting me write it at them a few hundred words at a time and then hounding me until I wrote more. &enablers;

FACT: impertinence read it over once it was all finished and assured me that it actually made sense to somebody who hadn't been reading along as I wrote it. ♥

FACT: longtime_lurker was kind enough to braindump a lot of Pete&Ashlee canon on me. All mistakes and fabrications are mine and not hers!

FACT: This was written for quettaser in a holiday fic exchange. UM. I hope this is what you were looking for? It kind of got away from me somewhere in the middle. /o\

*

( each peach, 1/2 )

Continued here

DEAR INTERNETS,

first of all, Patrick Stump thinks that Pete Wentz doesn't get enough credit for being a hardworking dude and an awesome lyricist. PAAAAAAATRICK. ♥

but maybe even MORE IMPORTANTLY, Pete's parents met while working on Biden's senate campaign. Meaning that without Joe Biden, there would be no Pete Wentz.

...I don't even know what to say about that, except BECAUSE PETE WENTZ JOE BIDEN.

DEAR BANDOM HOW ARE YOU SO FUCKING ADORABLE TODAY PLEASE NEVER STOP
(A DISCOURSE IN THREE PARTS)

EXHIBIT A:

Okay, so. There's this dude called Jepha Howard, and the sum total of my knowledge about him is that:

a) he is in a band called The Used, and
b) he has a ( TINY PUPPY* )

Really, though, I'm pretty sure that's all I need to know.

EXHIBIT B:

Every single thing about this post. Seriously, you guys. Emily the Strange interviewing Gerard Way. In comic form. I had to flap my hands madly in order to be able to BREATHE, it was so fucking adorable.

EXHIBIT C:

Bandom is having a Big Bang thing! and while I am totally not going to finish my story in time (I'm about 9,000 words short, and the deadline is tomorrow), I am kind of enchanted with how adorable it is, sometimes.

( as evidence: )

SO YES. Basically I am being overwhelmed by the endless preciousosity of the universe, today. Send help! or, like, other links to cute shit.

OH ALSO: for the francophones on my flist: Re: vos cerveaux. Jonathan Coulton continues to be the most awesome of several awesome things.

PS berserkide, I totally just ganked that photo from you, to share with the sad souls who don't have you friended; let me know if it is not stealable and I will...do something else!

frank iero = the makeout hobo, Y/MFY/AUGH MY BRAIN?

really, right now, more than anything else? i want to make pie for Cobra Starship. Or, well, flan, actually. CHEESE FLAN. Delicious, delicious cheese flan. For Cobra Starship.

&lots of other people, of course. BASICALLY I WANT TO QUIT LIFE AND JUST FEED PEOPLE A LOT*, OKAY.

...this is reasonable, right? RIGHT?

sadly, flan is hard to mail. *tragicface* otherwise? I would tell you to WATCH YOUR MAILBOXES.




*which, yes, is rather ridiculous, all things (read: my continued failure to consistently feed MYSELF) considered. TRUST ME I KNOW.

you guys you guys you guuuuuuys - *wiggles like an excited puppy*

*takes a deep breath*

okay. OKAY. do any of you not have pearl_o friended? AND IF SO WHY NOT? She is shiny and pretty and full of funtimes and YOU JUST WISH YOU HAD ONE, DON'T YOU?

But for the three of you that read me and not her (and, seriously, why?), I would like to point out that she's just posted our handwavey masterwork. Bandslash, in which Mikeyway is a girl, and has Pete Wentz's baby, and everything else is...remarkably the same.

pearl_o, I LOVE YOU LOTS. *flails all over you*

(and the best part? now I'm down to only TWO stories about babies. *glee*)

...I blame shoemaster. For everything. She stayed online with me for I don't even know how many hours, saying YES AND THEN over and over until I finally wrote this story, and then did it all again as I slogged through the edits. I love her best.

Thanks also to lordessrenegade, angelsaves, and pearl_o for reading this over and assuring me it doesn't suck, and also for being made of SOLID AWESOME.

the last gentleman in new jersey
bandslash, mcr, girl!frank/gerard
warnings: genderswitch, het sex, rated R, ~11,000 words.
extra special rps warning: NOT REAL. NEVER HAPPENED. If you got here by googling yourself or someone you know in real life, please go away now.

( He only knows her full name because that's how the guitarist introduces her - 'Francesca Antonia Iero, ladies and gentlemen!' - and that's pretty much all he knows. )