because this is the only way I ever roll

[etben]

Okay, so I was going to do this tropes meme that's going around? And then realized that with the exception of Mary Sue fic, my answers would pretty much just be a resounding YES, so instead I'm going to have some fun with it.

Here's what I'll do. Behind the cut are all of the tropes from the meme. Claim one and give me a pairing from a fandom you think I'll write, and I'll write you a little something...maybe a drabble, maybe a little longer. :D? :D?

Any fandom you think I'd write goes!

genderswap

bodyswap

drunk!fic

huddling together for warmth - Wendy/Lacey/(Middleman) for inmyriadbits

undercover in a gay bar

pretending to be married - Ryan/Esposito, for lordessrenegade

secretly a virgin

amnesia - Wendy/Middleman for shoemaster

cross-dressing

forced to share a bed

aliens made them do it

wingfic

Mpreg - John/Aeryn for pearl_o

mistakenly assumed to be gay

truth or dare

aphrodisiacs - Frank/Gerard for strobelighted

curtain fic

hurt/comfort

apocalypse fic

telepathy - Bob/Brian for janet_carter

werewolves mate for life