GLOW CLOTHES. GLOWTHES.

[etben]

I was going to make a post about my ~feelings~ after this weekend, but FEELINGS, and also ahahahahaha fuck no.

Then I was going to make a post about the things I brought home from my grandparents' house, but I can't find my camera charger, so that didn't happen.

Then I thought I might make J watch Lil Abner, one of my favorite childhood movies, and liveblog her horrified faces, but the movie is down in the car, and it's raining, so, no.

And then I said, oh, hey, I could post about going and getting the car appropriately insured and titled and registered today! ...which post would interest approximately NOBODY.

So instead I am just going to say TO HELL WITH YOU, PROJECT RUNWAY. TO HELL WITH YOU, AND TO HELL WITH THE HORSE YOU RODE IN ON, AND TO HELL WITH THAT HORSE'S MOTHER, TOO. YOUR DECISIONS ARE THE WORST AND YOU SHOULD FEEL TERRIBLE. I honestly do like Jerrell, mostly, but that dress was a ridiculous costume-pageant culturally appropriative shitshow and he should feel ashamed to have even thought of it. Whereas Mila's two-level dress was...actually super cute, in my opinion? Whatever, I would wear the shit right out of it.

BUT AT LEAST KENLEY DIDN'T WIN. I was seriously threatening to punch somebody if she did, because jfc wtaf MONDO'S DRESS. MONDO'S DRESS FOR ALL THE AWARDS.

And next week they will make GLOW CLOTHES and everything will be beautiful and neon forever. o_______o.

I, yeah. That's what I've got today.

Comments

[misspamela.livejournal.com]

I am SHOCKED that Jerrell didn't go home. Completely shocked.

[missmollyetc.livejournal.com]

I do not understand how Jerell is still on the show, seriously.

[shoemaster.livejournal.com]

I haven't been watching, but I just went to TLo and wowwwwww. that was a hot mess, Jerrell.

[jadis31.livejournal.com]

Jarrell's dress hurt my soul. How was he not ashamed of it? I can't imagine how no one pointed out to him that it was culturally offensive to send up a tasteless caricature of traditional cultural dress. What they fuck, man? And Michael. Michael! Did he just make a cliche greek barbie dress and make it really poorly? It was obvious, unflattering and really sloppy. How was he not in the bottom? But even with that having been said, how did Austin not get sent home? He sent up a more poorly made version of the dress he got thrown off season 1 for. The style, construction and concept were all shit. I wasn't in love with Mila's dress. I thought it was interesting and cool, but a little unpleasant to look at and nothing about it made me think Papua New Guinea at all. Certainly not in the bottom three on my list though. Early in the show, they were focusing on Kenley so much I thought it was her week to go home... my heart's a little broken that it wasn't so.

I seem to have had a lot of feelings about this. Who knew.

PS: Mondo wins everything. Always. Forever and ever. Amen.