in conclusion, zombies.

So Tuesday pretty much sucked. In fact, I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that the next three weeks are going to be pretty lousy, with the school-ending stuff.

BUT. This is not a whiny post! Because yeah, Tuesday was sucky, but today redeemed it.

1) ZOMBIES! ON THE QUADS! No really, I'm not kidding. 8th week spring quarter is Festival of the Arts, and while I have my complaints about FOTA (it's a massive money-sink, and some of the stuff is...not what I'd call art), anything that gives me zombies shambling around the quads on a Wednesday morning is a good thing.

1b) Re: Your Brains. Because if there's anything this day needs, it's a song about zombies. all we want to do is eat your brains...

2) Toast! I dreamed last night that trinityofone was making toast. I was jealous, and so I hopped a plane and went over to share the toast with her, as one does. She was very obliging, and didn't even freak out when my assembled family came up as well (apparently, we were training for a bike race), although she wound up making us omlettes instead of toast. The only other thing I remember is that she had lots of crazy Ming dynasty vases all over the place—they looked like John Sheppard as a rent boy, but I knew they were Ming vases.

...so, yeah. No idea where that came from (sorry, trinityofone!), but it made me smile.

3)...

"...and of course you're not going to go after her while she's on the rebound, right?"
"Right! Because that would be sleazy, and I'm not...oh. Wait, hang on."
"Yeah, that's kind of what I was going for, there."
"OK, so yeah: I am going to go after her while she's on the rebound."
*gasp* "You tart! Have you no shame?"
"I do too have shame! I have lots of shame! I'm just...choosing to embrace my shame."
*sigh* "You do that, sweetie."

(I'd ask you to guess which one was me, but I don't think it's a hard question to answer.)

Gratuitous Song Post

Do You Take It?, The Wet Spots.

This song comes with two warnings attached:

1) NOT WORKSAFE. Or, well, I guess that depends on your profession, but as a general rule? not somethng you should listen to in your place of work. And, you know, it's kind of crude, so those of you with a strong dislike of the slightly tasteless should probably turn away now.

2) EARWORM. This is one of the catchiest damn songs I've ever heard, which is mostly a problem because of #1—not something to be caught singing under your breath.

Why, then, am I posting it? Because of this lyric:

You're beautiful and curvy,
but unless you're kind of pervy,
there's no way that you and me are gonna last.

And if fandom isn't the place for that line, I don't know where that line could possibly belong.

Don't say I never did anything for you, people.

ETA: Do You Take It?, the vid. Again, massively not worksafe, but pretty hysterical.