the word in language is half someone else's

throw a little sparkle all over it
Band(s): MCR
Pairing(s): Frank/Gerard
Word Count: 26,000
Rating/Warnings: R, but only barely
Author Notes: Babies and associated ridiculousness. NOT REAL. NEVER HAPPENED.

This story would absolutely not exist with out the handholding, encouragement, badgering, and all-around awesomeness of shoemaster, so you should feel free to blame her for everything. Thanks also to angelsaves, lordessrenegade, pearl_o and strobelighted, who all let me flail at them about this story and send them bits and pieces to squeak about. Finally, thanks to bexless, who somehow got conned into beta-ing this monstrosity, and pointed out countless stupid errors.

You are my very very favorites, dears. FAVORITES.

Part One
Part Two
Part Three
Fanmix


"Hey, Ma," Mikey says. "No, everything's fine—well, I mean, Gerard accidentally adopted a baby—no, he's changing her now, he can't talk." Gerard flips him off, but Mikey just settles further into the couch. Gerard pouts, then looks up at Frank.

"Frankie," he says, and Frank shakes his head.

"Sorry, man," he says. "But as the one sane person on this entire bus, I'm pretty sure my official job is to watch and laugh."

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shoemaster: I love that you asked for a prompt that wasn't hyperindulgent. this is only regular indulgent then?

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( throw a little sparkle all over it (part one of three) )

part two

DEAR BANDOM HOW ARE YOU SO FUCKING ADORABLE TODAY PLEASE NEVER STOP
(A DISCOURSE IN THREE PARTS)

EXHIBIT A:

Okay, so. There's this dude called Jepha Howard, and the sum total of my knowledge about him is that:

a) he is in a band called The Used, and
b) he has a ( TINY PUPPY* )

Really, though, I'm pretty sure that's all I need to know.

EXHIBIT B:

Every single thing about this post. Seriously, you guys. Emily the Strange interviewing Gerard Way. In comic form. I had to flap my hands madly in order to be able to BREATHE, it was so fucking adorable.

EXHIBIT C:

Bandom is having a Big Bang thing! and while I am totally not going to finish my story in time (I'm about 9,000 words short, and the deadline is tomorrow), I am kind of enchanted with how adorable it is, sometimes.

( as evidence: )

SO YES. Basically I am being overwhelmed by the endless preciousosity of the universe, today. Send help! or, like, other links to cute shit.

OH ALSO: for the francophones on my flist: Re: vos cerveaux. Jonathan Coulton continues to be the most awesome of several awesome things.

PS berserkide, I totally just ganked that photo from you, to share with the sad souls who don't have you friended; let me know if it is not stealable and I will...do something else!

So once upon a time, I had ( the following conversation. ) And the more I thought about it, the more I realized that it did, in fact, explain everything. Even, hopefully, this story.



Mysterious Ways
MCR; Frank/Gerard/Lyn-Z, Pete/Mikey/Alicia; rated R
note: genderswap, threesomes, aliens, crack. not real, never happened, don't google yourself or your friends. Read-through by cool_rain_kiss and pearl_o; handholding by angelsaves and shoemaster; inspired by lordessrenegade.

( IN WHICH the Brothers Way are aliens, Lyn-Z is badass, and everyone else is very, very confused. )