the atlanta airport is actually very well designed, i think

am not dead!

...am, however, filled with BLINDING BURNING HATE for airlines. DIE DIE DIE!

...am also possessed of a great deal of homework, but very little desire to do it. Fuck.

...may also have a date sometime this week. Erm. Yay? help!

PS: totally almost typed "atlantis" for "atlanta" in the header line. *wins*

PPS: isiscolo, thank you yay! I will make that happen as soon as I deal with homework (and stop being dead, ow).

save your energy (you'll need it in your childbearing years) [lj-versary porn!]

save your energy (you'll need it in your childbearing years)
by etben
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Notes: Oh, gosh. Um. If you don't like genderfuck, this is not the story for you. If you don't like threesomes (or if you specifically dislike F/V/K), this is not the story for you, either. And if you like genderfuck and threesomes, but not together...man, I just don't know what to say to you. Some people are so picky.

A million thanks to isiscolo, who threatened to hunt me down and kill me if I used "OK" instead of "okay" one more time, and to justbreathe80, who made my commas not suck. Together, they are a beta-ing duo of great amazingness, worthy of all praise and honor. Any and all remaining mistakes are mine and mine alone.

Title from Some Like It Red, of course.

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( So Ray Kowalski turns into a woman... )

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Dedicated to everyone who is as wrong inside as I am. You people rock.

PS: how do I not have a f/v/k icon? how is my life this sad and empty?