Fic: oh! i'm ready for it! (come on, bring it!) [due south, rayk/stella, NC-17]

OR: five times Stella surprised Ray (and Ray didn't mind at all)
Ray K/Stella (yes, het!)
NC-17 (...dirty het.)
1977 words
Written for pearl_o, who asked me to tell her a story. Is anyone surprised that this is the result? Beta thanks to pearl_o and the Incomparable A, who I'm dragging into fandom by inches. (Of cock.) Hopefully, this will make the Lusty Month Of May less inclined to be mean.

( oh! i'm ready for it! (come on, bring it!) )

I am a terrible, terrible person, and should probably never be let out of the house again. This was, no lie, the only thing I could think about in class today.

OKAY SO: If you know where the title comes from - look, I really am sorry, but it had to be done, and I think that if you consider the matter seriously, you'll come to agree with me.

And if you don't know where the title's from, well, consider yourself a fortunate soul, and please for the love of all that's good and holy don't go find out. Seriously. I promise that you will be happier this way, and you will love me more. (brooklinegirl, THIS MEANS YOU.)