omg i cannot even (14 stories)

When you see this, post a little weensy excerpt from as many random works-in-progress as you can find lying around. Who knows? Maybe inspiration will burst forth and do something, um, inspiration-y.

People, do you know how many random works-in-progress I have lying around? and how many of them haven't been worked on since - well, the most recent was at the beginning of April. Some of them haven't been touched since last year. I intend to finish them! but I'm kind of in a dead spot right now.

...still, that's the point of it all, innit? Here goes, then.

SGA:

1. ( untitled coda to the game )

started out as 5 Things fic, turned into random marriage-fic. Stopped before I got to the sex, which was kind of the point - plus, there are structural issues like WHOA.

2. ( not struck dumb (i'm just dumb, that's all) )

the story about how John Sheppard never, never, never sees it coming. SOMEDAY I WILL FINISH THIS.

3. ( ot4-1 )

orgies.

4. ( ot4-2 )

also orgies. WHAT.

5. ( psamtech in pegasus )

this was going to be one of several stories where I talked about language a lot. then I got bored and wandered off to write smut, but I still love this idea.

6. ( get me a wig and a pair of shades )

I like genderfuck?

7. ( ingram )

...I like genderfuck, okay?

8. ( manual language! )

Another linguistics-geeky story. Yes, this is the same snippet I posted last time. No, I haven't made any more progress. Yes, I still plan to finish it someday.

9. ( nonsense )

Oh, I remember this one! It was sort of like bodyswap and sort of not. Maybe I'll finish it someday.

10. ( the one with the ballet )

...does exactly what it says on the label. Look, I don't know, okay? It's just like that.

11. ( sga/bsg=DOOM )

This stemmed from a conversation about how Kara Thrace would have absolutely no patience with anybody on Atlantis.

12. this, this (is history): NO WAIT NEVERMIND. That, I've decided, was actually finished; you can read it here. *is pretty*

due South:

13. ( ds_harlequin )

I still love this story more than any three things ever, but now that I've figured out what happens, I'm less pushed to write it, which is a shame. You should give me shit about this!

14. ( v/k??? )

I have no idea when I started this, or where it was going. I think it was actually going to be a threesome, in the end? but I could be wrong.

OTHER:

15. ( namely, that thing that is probably original fiction, but mostly just WEIRD )

I don't know, but I WANT to.


...yeah. aren't you glad you asked? And I even left off all of the bandslash (which is pretty much all in chats, and too much work to organize) and all of the things where I said, "oooh, I want to write about ____" and then, you know, never did.

New Story: this, this (is history) [SGA, Teyla, ot4]

Looking back at it during the WIP meme that's been circulating, I realized that, hey! this is actually done. Or I'm willing to say that it's done, which is very nearly the same thing.

this, this (is history)
987 words
Stargate: Atlantis, Teyla, OT4
[spoilers for the Ark]

( Teyla remembers. )

OMG, LJ. OH MY GOD.

So last night I was on IM - well, honestly, I was on IM most of the day, but last night at about 8:30, I started talking to fox1013. Like I do. And it was fun! Because I said, I want to meta on about summer camp, and fox1013...enabled. Like she does. So that was fun!

Around 9:30, we got to talking about fannish summer camp AUs, which are - oh my god, people, they are the bread and butter of my very soul. Like - any fic about summer camp is automatically going to my top ten list. Explaining it would take a really long time, and also possibly some strong drink. Just - take it as a given, okay?

And around this time pearl_o joined the conversation, and we continued on until almost midnight, ( talking about things like this )

MY POINT BEING: Dear internets, there are many many fandoms that could use some summer-camp AU loving, but the three of us - awesome though we are - are not equal to this task. It falls to you! Take up the torch! Go to your keyboards and give us some good old summer loving. Snippets are welcomed, as are handwavey outline-type-things - basically, we have a craving and want you to FEED US. (and, obviously, more than one snippet per fandom - or one person writing snippets in many fandoms! - is A-OK by us. We are greedy like that.) Just write it, and link one of us when you do, and we will flail all over you.

But we do not come to you empty-handed! We wrote snippets, too, to seed the ground.

I wrote due South, because pearl_o is the boss of me.

( due South summer camp snippet )

GO GO GADGET FANDOM! Write us summer camp AUs! Make my day! (or, um, if we're on some kind of honesty kick, make my life. You don't even understand.)